This is a photo of my nefarious weight loss cage match competitor. Notice the fierce look in his eye. Also notice, that unlike our beautiful and delicate pets, Rubix and Kiwi, the twin tortoise shell cat sisters, Bryan’s pet is obviously an attack cat. He has to wrap both arms around the ferocious beast and hang on for dear life just to take the picture. How fitting that his cat is black. I have to win this contest for all that is good and noble in this world.
