Special insights from my mother

I do not know where this originated, but my mother forwarded it to (as technologically savvy grandmothers are wont to do).

This is for anyone looking for more insight to how to handle the current economy.

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would now have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It’s called the 401-Keg

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Makes You Proud To Be An American