It’s cloudy, it looks like rain, and it’s a beautiful Oregon November morning. I hope that everyone is happy today because November 16, 2006 is a special day. It must be someone’s birthday today, it’s extra special because I wrote an ultra-cool blog post, and perhaps today someone will make an important scientific discovery. Yes, today is a wonderful day. In other news I hope that everyone looked at my poem about the French Revolution and the Bastille and all. It is very clever if I do say so myself. 😀 I have decided to write ballads, historical poems, limericks, and funny poems. Those are the interesting ones. The ones about flowers and spring and love and death and oranges and birds and all that are all right but the ones that I like to read are the funny ones or the ones that tell a story and I know that I am running a really long sentence here and I’d better get back to home school so thank you very much for reading and Bye bye!
Oh wait! The power went out at the Ramsdell’s last night during meeting an it was Mabel’s birthday (Happy Birthday Mabel!) and the lights came back on and Jordan found a huge black beetle with red eyes that bugged out and I got my sneakers back that I had left at their house at the cabin trip and I am going to a sleepover at Skyler’s tomorrow! Bye now!
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Me.
Why,thank you for noticing dad! (c:
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Great post, Kelly. Thanks for keeping it up! Tomorrow I want some kind of true story with lots of facts!! 🙂
that DID have lot’s of facts! It was an emotional heart wrenching tear jerking story. What do you MEAN it wasn’t a true story 🙁 *-( #-(
No, no, no! You did have lots of facts. What I was talking about was an incident from your own life like this weeks baby-sitting incident with the little girl who did not want to draw.
Kidding! Dad Kidding! 😀
Interesting!!
http://www.treewelldeepsnowsafety.com/
Tis the season!
Quite an insightful post Mr. J! The worst part is that it is a serious website. Lorena read it and I am never going to be able to get her or the kids out skiing again!