This article about a chef in the UK fighting a terrorist with narwhal tusk was inspirational to me. Of course, he would have been much more efficient if he was in America and had access to a gun, but you go what you can with what you have. After I wrote about the article, I mysteriously started receiving narwhal paraphernalia in the mail. And I am grateful for it. The last one showed up yesterday. It was a book titled “I’m a Narwhal.” I have been getting all these anti-terrorist tools and now the sent me the manual!