"In the world ye shall have tribulation: but be of good cheer; I have overcome the world." –John 16:33

My secret diet weapon

In this diet death match I am in with Bryan, I have known for a long time that I was in way over my head.  Bryan is way out of my league and has been beating me like a drum.  To try to turn that I around I have brought on a diet consultant.  Bryan… take that!!!!


Jared of Subway with Kenneth “Slim” Chapman (Dad)

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5 Comments

  1. The story is that jared from subway came to our local restaurant, but then he saw dad and exclaimed ” KEN CHAPMAN???I cant believe that I have just met my big role model in life!” Jared was so excited that he insisted on having his picture taken with him. Dad didn’t want to spoil his own image, but to be humble, and to appease the crowd, he took a picture with jared. I hope It doesn’t make dad look that bad. Jared also gave dad his #73 best giveaway ,which you can find on most of the counters in your local subway, ‘nutrition guide with coupons’. To be humble, dad asked jared to sign it.

    Just another day for dad, in short.

  2. + to be even more humble, dad asked jared to not put him on his website.
    also dad just put this picture up to be more EVEN MORE humble and to pick on mr.joyce, as of mr. joyce being in one of the ‘less famous’ people of this world.

  3. trisha

    OH MY, I mean really what else can I say?

  4. Dad

    See what I’m sayin’?

  5. Bryan Joyce

    This is turning ugly!
    I’m checking the rule book… but I’m pretty sure that flagrant corporate sponsorship is in total violation of the mandatory humility clause.
    Come on Trisha! Help me out here!

    ok… first off… it clear to see that Christian ‘photoshopped’ Ken into that picture!
    next… Ken looks like he’s been ‘photoCHOPped’ as well… way to skinny to be Ken!!
    and… wow… you two are standing WAY to close together!

    I am not worried!

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