$ell $ell $ELL!!!!

I just got a note from Boy Scouts that I get to sell gourmet popcorn. Since we have been reading How to Win Friends and Influence People, I have decided to use my new knowledge to $ell, $ell, $ell. ( ( c8 HI!!! (wink) (wink): Do YOU want to buy some of the Cub Scouts marvelous new popcorn?!?!?!? Now, I know you are a very very busy person, so allow me to take away just 1 second of your time. All of the OTHER people have bought 5 of my most expensive deals. But since we need some “big-big” IMPORTANT people to buy my popcorn… never-mind. Well, YOU will love this popcorn. It just “nox ‘m’ ded” if ya know what I mean. (-; But maybe, maybe you don’t WANT to buy my popcorn… Why not, you say? Well it’s because… you know… one of your stature. Let me explain it differently. I look up to you Sir/Maam I wouldn’t want you to be demeaned because of me, it would be absolutely shocking if you were seen buying a tub of delicious, caramel/chocolate/kettle corn/butter/white chocolate popcorn from one so lowly as myself. You must know what I mean. Well, I guess I’ll go. Thank you so much for talking to me. Goodbye!

In Other Words: BUY MY POPCORN…OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See you later… (ka-ching)

These are the kinds of popcorn that I sell:

5-way Chocalate lovers tin (Fat Free) $50
Includes:
=Choclaty carmel crunch 20 oz.
=White chocolatey carmel crunch 20 oz.
=Chocolaty pretzels 20 oz.
=Chocolaty Peanut clusters 12 oz.

Savory & Sweet 3-Way tin (Trans Fat Free) $40
Includes:
=Gourmet Cheddar Cheese Corn 7 oz.
=Our Finest Gourmet Carmel Corn With Almonds and Pecans= 24 oz.
=Chocolaty Carmel Crunch 22 oz.

Cheese Lovers Delight (Trans Fat Free) $30
Includes:
= 3 7 oz. Gourmet delitious savory cheesy popcorn bags

30 Pack Microwave Popcorn (5 Bags Each) $30
Includes:
=Unbeleavable Butter
=Butter
=Light Butter
=Kettle Corn Light
=Kettle Corn

15 Pack Kettle Corn Microwave Popcorn $15
Includes=
=County Fair Favorite Old Fasioned Flavor

Choclaty Carmel Crunch (Trans Fat Free)
Includes:
=24 oz. Packed in foil.

Gourmet Carmel Corn (Fat Free) $15
Includes:
=Gourmet Carmel Corn with Almonds & Pecans
=26 oz.

15 Pack Unbelevable Butter $15

15 Pack Butter Light $15

Carmel Corn (Trans Fat Free) $8
Includes:
=The Original Carmel Corn with Carmel Glazed Peanuts
11 oz.