The sole purpose of this post is to find some common ground with Cousin Merle and his apostate daughter, Trisha, who think it is OK to eat hot dogs with ketchup. It is not. That being said, I walked into the kitchen just now an found my dear wife Lorena eating hot dogs with extremely spicy Mexican salsa. I think ALL of us can agree that that is just wrong. In no known or unknown universe is that OK. I hate to air the family’s dirty laundry in a blog post, but wanted to show Merle and Trisha who offensive it is when they eat their hot dogs with ketchup in a public setting. At least keep it to yourself.
Trisha
Sigh….this is so many levels of SAD… where to start. I am so disheartened that you have been corrupted by some yankee version of hot-dog condiments. You’ve have a perverse view of what is acceptable. We are all disheartened. We all KNOW you were taught better…so much better than this. Filled with dismay I am. Sigh…
A cowardly act bringing your wife into this. She’s obviously had to endure strength training to cook for your unrefined taste buds. Poor soul…
At least her Salsa is a tomato product…it makes so much more sense.
Sigh… Your perturbation of the hot-dog has filled us with detestation.
What can we do, but pray for you.
I never should have brought all this family shame out of the closet! This kind of thing just should be hidden.