I updated the Betty Blonde About page with a few short bios. I’m hoping to make it better and more detailed later (maybe with some illustrations?) but this’ll do for now. Christian’s been thinking about putting up a wiki for it soon too.
About:
Betty Blonde is a Monday-Friday web comic created by my brother (Christian Chapman) and me (Kelly Chapman). It’s pretty random because the characters were developed when we were 9 or 10, so here’s a quick guide to help you out.
Characters:
- Betty Blonde: Very exuberant, very blonde girl who has absolutely no problems with hair volume.
- Big Wilma: Betty Blonde’s best friend and next door neighbor. Big Wilma is proudly Hispatalian, and has been blessed with an even disposition, comely looks and lots of pets.
- Spike the Kaktus: Spike is an anthropomorphic kaktus. Just don’t use that word (the long one) around him. Not much else to say here. He acts like most other kaktuses.
- Mr. Nobody: Mr. Nobody is an invisible man who lives with Betty Blonde and Spike. No one knows much about him, but he keeps everyone in check, so they keep him around. He enjoys reading the Daily Bleat and eating cold toast.
- Quirk: Quirk allegedly ‘came with the house’. He is the resident nerd.
Secondary Characters:
- Bart Simestinkle: Betty’s other next door neighbor. He used to be a rich and famous rockstar back in the 80’s, but now he’s not. Famous, I mean. He’s still rich.
- Rodney Simestinkle: Bart’s obnoxious son who could probably lay off on the Doritos a little.
- Hank Dangerous: Hank is very secure in his manliness. Hank used to be in the Army, but now he travels all around the country touting gun rights. Hank approves of the killing of delicious animals.
- Faith, Hope and Charity: They’re so nice and perfect it’s not fair.
- Betty and her friends live in Somewherest, Washington County, USA. They do things like carve pumpkins and hate on Apple and go to cosmetology classes and get buff at the gym and participate in art contests and stuff.
If you have any questions, comments, or suggestions, don’t hesitate to email us at bettyblonde@chapmankids.net