Well, yesterday, I got a note from my good buddy Jerry at my old job. We had a standing bet to see who was going to get down to 200 lbs. We had two quarters taped to the wall. Winner take all. I am very said to say that the only thing in the note was the following haiku:
soon after rising
the scales read one ninety nine
but he still looks fat
the scales read one ninety nine
but he still looks fat
Needless to say, I was devastated. He got the quarter. And I still look fat. When I hit 199, I am going to write Bryan a haiku.
That’s funny Dad, it really is.
Ken, Why would you go up to 199? I thought you were trying to loose weight?
Er, that’s lose weight, a Freudian slip I guess!!!
I wish! Convention food is one of my great weaknesses.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Wow. Did some poor, miserable creature have to type all of those in?
I think I know who that poor miserable creature is, and it’s NOT the person who signed their name on the comments.
-14 here… but a LONG ways from 200!
The video I’d love to see: Ken riding the hovercraft!